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May 6 2009

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I really like this picture a lot and I wish it wasn’t taken at a low resolution. Reblogged from teddythedog.

I really like this picture a lot and I wish it wasn’t taken at a low resolution.

Reblogged from teddythedog.

May 5 2009

Koala Fires

The Killers - Gay = Koala Fires

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After inventing gunpowder, chess, toilet paper, porcelain, the magnetic compass, and written language, the next natural contribution to humanity would be shavable postpubescent babies. Thanks, Asia! This photo was reblogged from sumfight.

After inventing gunpowder, chess, toilet paper, porcelain, the magnetic compass, and written language, the next natural contribution to humanity would be shavable postpubescent babies.

Thanks, Asia!

This photo was reblogged from sumfight.

SNL: Langford T. Belmont's Old Fashioned Glue

JakeLodwick posted a link to SNL’s Pet Chow video and I thought of this one.  It’s video made the old fashioned way - outta horses.

May 4 2009

Eye doctor shades … Finally me and grandma have something in common.

Eye doctor shades … Finally me and grandma have something in common.

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As a kid I always looked out for this sign when we drove out to see our cousins. This photo was reblogged from poortaste who reblogged it from soupsoup

As a kid I always looked out for this sign when we drove out to see our cousins.

This photo was reblogged from poortaste who reblogged it from soupsoup

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Minutes later, this man was murdered by a man wearing a lion-colored tracksuit. This image was reblogged from adamiss who reblogged it from brooklynmutt.

Minutes later, this man was murdered by a man wearing a lion-colored tracksuit.

This image was reblogged from adamiss who reblogged it from brooklynmutt.

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teddythedog is starting to love riding in the car.  Last night was the first time I let him sleep outside of his crate.  He puked on the floor a little, but it was mostly tennis ball fuzz.

teddythedog is starting to love riding in the car.  Last night was the first time I let him sleep outside of his crate.  He puked on the floor a little, but it was mostly tennis ball fuzz.

April 29 2009

"I keep pork on my fork, Nigga please."

MikeNyce when asked if he’s changed his diet due to swine flu on last night’s show.