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For those of you who haven’t figured it out, here’s a how to guide that should be posted in every kitchen, breakroom, or cafeteria.
Java Joe’s Bagels. Notice the half bagel someone left. It had cheese on top and is now worthless because of this person’s “I only eat half a bagel” gimmick.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Billy Mays Freestyle, as performed by DJNewStyle
This was a little something I did on the fly a couple nights ago.
Obama Now Brags About His Muslim Roots
Gee, who’d have guessed that this supposed breath of fresh air was nothing more than your typical politician? It’s no surprise to me. Campaigning on hope and change is about as new a concept as politicians who skew their stance based on the point of view staring at them. In nearly all cases, these two political maneuvers go hand in hand. Reblogged from johncarney.
Guess who learned how to tie his own tie?
Kind of embarrassing that I didn’t know how to tie a tie until my 28th year.
Email Forwards
When you get enough of these forwarded stories, jokes, notices, or fun-facts passed your way, your inbox starts to feel like you’ve been forced to subscribe to tumblr users that do nothing but reblog very old posts that couldn’t possibly keep your interest.
