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Bomb.

Bomb.

This store was the last of the original stores at the Rockaway Mall. It closed this week.

This store was the last of the original stores at the Rockaway Mall. It closed this week.

Ted.

Ted.

Honestly, how many more slapchops would they have moved if they used this instead of the original  commercial?  After watching, the answer is still zero.

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To those put off by 'Tumblarity'

If you’re upset because you’re not as tumblar as you believe yourself to be, you should probably reconsider the way you’re using this incredible, free platform.  The problem with this newly added feature, which I find interesting and useful, isn’t that it turns Tumblr into a popularity contest, it’s that it is being taken too seriously by people like you who’ve decided to portion their lives to strangers, with the hopes of building a pool of people who care, and now they realize that their online persona is just as fun to ignore as the one they were born with.

You’re mad because you have to do something with your carefully crafted and siphoned persona that you were unable to do otherwise: be yourself.

Awkward Family Photos is my new favorite site.

Awkward Family Photos is my new favorite site.

Poet Jester

After years of downloading the few MP3s I was able to find on the internet, I just bought their CD.

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I really like this picture a lot and I wish it wasn’t taken at a low resolution.
Reblogged from teddythedog.

I really like this picture a lot and I wish it wasn’t taken at a low resolution.

Reblogged from teddythedog.

Koala Fires

The Killers - Gay = Koala Fires

After inventing gunpowder, chess, toilet paper, porcelain, the magnetic compass, and written language, the next natural contribution to humanity would be shavable postpubescent babies.
Thanks, Asia!
This photo was reblogged from sumfight.

After inventing gunpowder, chess, toilet paper, porcelain, the magnetic compass, and written language, the next natural contribution to humanity would be shavable postpubescent babies.

Thanks, Asia!

This photo was reblogged from sumfight.