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SNL: Langford T. Belmont's Old Fashioned Glue

JakeLodwick posted a link to SNL’s Pet Chow video and I thought of this one.  It’s video made the old fashioned way - outta horses.

Keith Olbermann is a Douche Face.

Reblogged from peterwknox, lafuguedantoine, and politicsfordummies:

MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann announced on Thursday that he is willing to pay $1,000 to charity for every second that Fox News anchor Sean Hannity undergoes waterboarding torture.

As HuffPost noted yesterday, Hannity was prodded by actor Charles Grodin into agreeing to subject himself to waterboarding to benefit a charity for the families of U.S. soldiers.

On MSNBC tonight, Olbermann called on Hannity to stay true to his word, and argued the benefit of having the arch-conservative pundit tortured would be that he might finally recognize the “deadly seriousness” of the debate over detainee treatment.

“What a breakthrough it would be if, by having reality literally forced upon him, a buffoon like Hannity were to realize the deadly seriousness of this,” Olbermann said. “The searing truth: that the moment of torture automatically makes the presumed bad guy recipient the victim, and makes the torturer into the evildoer.”

From there, Olbermann laid out his offer: “For every second you last, a thousand dollars — live or on tape, provided other networks’ cameras are there. A thousand dollars a second, Sean, because this is no game. This is serious stuff. Put your money where your mouth is, and your nose. Oh, and I’ll double it when you admit you feared for your life, when you admit the horrible truth — waterboarding, the symbol of the last administration, is torture.”

I agree - Waterboarding is wrong!  Let’s just sit down with the people who were caught plotting to kill innocent American citizens and ask them if they have anything they’d like to tell us.  If they say no, send them away unscathed.  The guilt alone will eventually have them coming forward with crucial information that could save lives, and then we’ll all share a cake, shake hands, and talk about how there really is good in all people!  Please.

Keith Olbermann is completely full of shit and constantly appears as a blip on the radar because of some loudmouth statement he’s made during another posturing rant to people who needn’t address him.  He knows he doesn’t matter to the people he addresses, so he continues the flow of bold statements and issued challenges that are completely self-serving and are structured to put him ahead of someone else in the field he’s wanted to be on top of since he made the decision to stop using prewritten quips to describe a homerun from Robin Ventura on Sports Center.