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Smart and lazy is a great combination.  
Reblogged from lab111, found on devtopics.com

Smart and lazy is a great combination.  

Reblogged from lab111, found on devtopics.com

Peas

You’re attached to a plant and there’s no forseeable limit to your potential, until you reach full maturity and find yourself cut off from any sense of comfort.  You’re either sealed in a can or, if you’re a luckier pea, frozen. The sad truth is that a pea, no matter how optimistic it may be, will end up spending its entire life trying to come up with a way of rotting that doesn’t involve being digested and broken down into waste, which is as pointless an endeavor as any.

Think about this as you leave your shitty cubicle tonight, worrying about your retirement.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

My horrific cover of Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems.

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Episode 192 of The DJNewStyle Show tells us that homelessness, incest, and heavy drug use can be topics in a show about Christmas and lighthearted celebrity news.
Reblogged from hearustalk

Episode 192 of The DJNewStyle Show tells us that homelessness, incest, and heavy drug use can be topics in a show about Christmas and lighthearted celebrity news.

Reblogged from hearustalk

Breakfast at work.

Breakfast at work.

When you’ve given up, giving up, put on your Mom jeans.

Hunting season Amanda

Hunting season Amanda

Nine week old australian cattle dog/blue heeler mix

Nine week old australian cattle dog/blue heeler mix