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To the unlicensed spaniard who hit my parked car

After you got the idea of wanting to fight out of your head, you ended up being a decently mannered guy.  I appreciated your offer of a few hundred in cash to avoid going through the insurance companies, but I’d like my door to be the same color as the rest of the car when it’s repaired.  I hope you understand.

PS: Yelling and making angry eyes through a windshield is far from being tough.